Aw thank you. They’ve been in the church for decades and it hasn’t happened yet, so I’m hopeful.

Can you tell he’s not amused?

I have family that’s pretty deep into Scientology and I keep wondering when they are going to cut themselves off from us. Our family is super close and we do a lot together so it would be a HUGE thing if they cut us all off.

Because people who think like this believe they are justified. And that everyone else thinks like this. I’m a WOC, but my husband is a white guy and the things that other white guys say to him, ohhhh boy. Those type of people think everyone thinks like them but that “political correctness” means other people just…

Neither of us proposed to the other :/ My husband and I had a discussion about getting married. We started researching rings together. We found one we both loved on a random shopping trip. I didn’t want to wait around for him to present something to me that I was there to purchase. So I put it on. But for me, a…

I almost feel like being SO public is what will save her. Like if anything happens to her everyone would suspect the church and then they would look even worse. I have close family members that are Scientologist and whenever this stuff comes out they post some vague status on fb that doesn’t directly mention the…

I’m jumping in again! I sleep on my right side and can’t be facing anyone while I try to sleep, so I’m strictly right side of the bed. Nightstand and lamp and tv tray to put my device of choice on for binge watching.

I’m jumping in! My spot on the couch is the left corner, furthest from the door, with the end table and floor lamp.

Me rn.

Seriously. This guy was following me down the street.

I never wore a fake, but after I got married I did have a guy who was hitting on me accuse me of wearing fake rings. So I guess some of them are on to us.

What is doing chim/kancho? Are teenage boys around the world sticking fingers up each other’s butts?

I was pretty sure back then he was bi (I am too), but I don’t know that he ever got with a dude. I’m the type to never talk to a guy again after we break up. I do know from mutual fb friends that he is married to a woman and has a baby now, not that that really means anything.

SO homo erotic. That particular boyfriend did admit that he would have sex with Scott Weiland (it was the 90’s what can I say?) Most of those guys un-churched themselves in college.

I’ll see your “brain” and raise you “Dr. Proctor”

High five! I’m 33 and my husband is 35, and the older we get the more we go from “It’s just not for us” to “FUCK NO ARE YOU CRAZY?!?”

Grandparents make great scapegoats!

I throw out cuss words exponentially more when I’m around my parents. I have no clue why. My grandpa was an actual sailor, so I blame my potty mouth on him.

I just replied to randilynbeginagain that I thought it was Tom Green on Empire, and the Tom & Lorenzo description still holds.

I really thought that was Tom Green when he first showed up on Empire.