Yeah, that's what I had in mind. He will beautifully and romantically come inside you, while you're left to clean up and then quietly masturbate.
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Hey, remember that time when Family Guy didn't exist and Seth McFarlane wasn't being paid to make jokes on the Oscars about sexual assault?
Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".
Oh man, when you fly for business, you learn so much about the human condition.
It's kinda hilarious that Western people forget most Egyptians were black/consider themselves black.- especially when you look at a map and realize Egypt is in Africa.
Speaking of inappropriate children's toys, I found this Yoda at my local supermarket yesterday, and well... it looks like he's stuck his wormy green Yoda penis through a pumpkin. What is going on with toy makers these days?
Please tell me they watched this 90's classic:
Dangit, I'm aways hoping for a new/comforting solution. The evolution of forensics helps a little in that the police can track down repeat killers faster than they did in 1980, but it usually boils down to getting lucky.
I have a DoD manual on how to survive hostage situations and it's the worst. Don't struggle…
"Horne noted that "it is extremely rare — if not non-existent — for a woman to have an abortion because the pregnancy posed a risk to her life."
Go home fashion - you're drunk.
Umm, Gawker Media, I would love nothing more than to dismiss porn gif guy from this thread, but your system isn't allowing me to do so.
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Don't hide it in your office fridge.
God forbid she pick a dress that's actually flattering to her shape and that she *gasp* look good. The day that happens, you know the Horsemen of the Apocalypse can't be far behind.
You had to go to Sicily to discover cheese balls? That's depressing. Did you "discover" toast, milk, and Kraft Dinner while you were there too?
My ex left our marriage for a cunt named Daphne.
My favorite flowering bush is called daphne. I now call it whoreflower.
I don't trust the police, but Dog's always seemed like he had a heart under that gruff exterior.
When I escorted this sort of bullshit went on and on and on. The anti-choicers were mostly men, the leader had domestic violence convictions on his record (surprise!), and there was one totally insane protester who politely informed me that he wasn't pro-life, just anti-abortion (with the implication that he'd kill…