I'm just over all the subway performers. If it's not the mariachi guys, it's the barbershop quartet guys, or the dancers.

I'm sorry, but no. As a kid, I could spot the fake Disney princesses from a mile away. I could spot the fake Disney characters in Times Square, too, and none of them were fat. I know I used to work at Disney World and all, but there's something called "character integrity", and they take it very seriously. It would…

it's exactly like the urban decay lipstick color "roach" I used to rock in high school (I stole it from urban outfitters lol) and I'm not mad about that. And yes, I went to HS in the 90s.

See, it wasn't until I found this particular combination of relaxers that I started wearing my hair longer than I used to. Can't get it wet, though.

meh, not so weird. I've had clients who want to see:

Yeah, I was surprised that it was the guy carrying the girl; I was definitely expecting an amazon toting around a scrawny little perv.

I also worked as a webcam model. I have been asked several times by different people to fart facing the camera so they can watch my butt move. I said no.

If current trends continue, by the time you are almost 100 years old fashion and expression will change so many times and so often that you will probably feel a bit lost too. But no, you know better than everyone who has ever lived ;).

Turn down for what?

Pennywise gets a bad rap. People are mostly afraid of him because he lurks around in storm drains and has bad teeth. You know what I call that? Classism. Pennywise can't help it that he's homeless and never had proper dental care.

How old are you?! I remember when Nick first came out! Today's Special, David the Gnome, and Maya the Bee when I was little. Then You can't do that on television, Clarissa Expains it all, Hey Dude, Pete and Pete. They don't make tv shows like that anymore.

You're so edgy! You don't know who a famous person is, how cool of you!

I love her!!! I only wish they would jazz her up a bit. Put sparkle reinstones on her uniform . Gold shoes like Usher wore on the Voice. Diamond encrusted waist belt . A big Madonna style cross hanging from her neck. Neon halo. A large fan to blow her shirt around. Just a suggestion .

Nobody is assuming anything. However, suggesting that law enforcement take complaints from women of color differently than they take complaints from women who are white is an assertion based on evidence. If you'd like to make the case why this particular instance of a police department failing to follow up on sexual…

This will never not be funny.

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

He's got a point about your lack of journalistic integrity. You guys never got Lennay Kekua's side of the story, either.