I keep harping on the Double Standard being applied here which is the reason the false equivalency exists in the first place. Setting aside the blatant racism (Obama) and misogyny (Hill), Dems are just held to a higher standard in every instance. Had a Dem been in office during 9/11 does anyone doubt that person would…

Vice News interviewed a couple steel workers from PA yesterday, and one guy was like “I voted Bernie, now I’m voting Trump” and I almost had to buy a new fucking TV.

How the FUCK do you think he’s going to bring the steel industry back to PA when China has NO envir. regs and pays their people jackshit?
The guy even BUYS…

“No puppet! No puppet! YOU’RE the puppet!”

My background is in system engineering; I can weld (MIG, TIG, and arc); I have taken mandatory self-defense, hand-to-hand combat, and firefighting courses; I can cook; I spend a lot of my time crafting (including sewing and crocheting); and I’m happiest while doing repetitive tasks without a lot of oversight.

Someone should bring Depends, too, because this week “literally scared the shit out of [her].” :-0

THIS FUCKING EXACTLY!!! Between that and a fucking 30 year long smear campaign against Clinton, its fucking nearly impossible for her to catch a break.

Last night I had to have a long talk with my parents about likely voter screens, bad samples and other things that can screw up polls, because they were panicking about this one.

john oliver and sam bee are magic.

oh my god, im in the same boat. like, i don’t even like jokes about trump. meanwhile i dressed as sarah palin on halloween in 2008.

I will admit it. I have been saying since the beginning that there is no way he will actually be elected. He’s a joke.

As a caveat, bear in mind that the ABC News/WaPo poll is insane. Its first poll number, from about ten days ago, had Clinton up above Trump by 12 points in the four way race, which was certainly not true. Over the next eight days that dropped down to Trump leading by one.

I have room for six refugees downstairs. Maybe more if you want to help construct bunk beds.

Back then, we had The Daily Show, Colbert, and deep down, we knew none of those clowns were going to provide anything other than hawt taeks and oops moments for our enjoyment.

Yeah, it’s the whole “I’m rubber, you’re glue” tactic that Donald likes to deploy. Clinton points out his history of corruption? “No, you’re corrupt!” His history of racism? “No, you’re racist!” His history of sexual assault? “No, your husband is the sexual predator!” His total lack of any sort of plans? “No, you…

I never thought a Presidential Election could actually cause me severe anxiety and actual depression at the same time...four years ago, I remember loving Herman Cain, Rick Perry, etc’s ridiculous moments as I knew they were finite and everything would be ok.

I want to go home.

I’m doing that too, actually. I am a mess. I just can’t wrap my mind around the idea that such a large percentage of Americans are so willing to piss away democracy. Fuckers.

Wish I could give you an extra star for Cheetolini.

Drinking? No. Stress eating? YUP

If this year hadn’t sent me into rehab, I would be (god knows, I was).