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This story doesn’t matter. Nothing Trump does matter. Since he said he loves sexually assaulting women his numbers have only gotten better.

The Manhattan-ian Candidate.

You’re not american are you? The threshold for damage to trump is so high that nothing he does matter. His supporters are full on cult mode and can turn away any incriminating evidence. Even if there was a check signed by Putin, and in the Memo line said “control of america” they would simply say it was fake, a…

Let’s start a DT birther conspiracy but instead of a Kenyan Muslim he’s KGB. But like really dumb KGB so they kicked him out and made him run for US president. Seems just a reasonable.

Honestly, Donald Trump as a long culled Russian plant explains everything there is about Donald Trump, from the 80s golden decor of his apartment to his presidential candidacy. All of it. Everything.

Bless your heart for thinking this’ll make even a slight bit of difference to his base.

*crosses fingers*

Old man, you are obviously not a woman. Abortion, staying married to my wife, my immigrant wife. All of these things will be up in the air with pence and trump. If not in the house, out in the streets.

Fuck off and die you condescending twat.

You are drastically underestimating the danger that a Trump presidency represents. Just talking about not defending our NATO allies brings us closer to war. The only way that NATO works is if everyone (specifically Russia) believes with absolute certainty that we will defend our allies if they are invaded. If Putin…

Please don’t overlook that we’ve already had 8 years of a dangerously inept president, his name was George W Bush and the flaming pile of shit he left behind is still smoldering, despite 8 years of competent leadership.

Well he’s already talked about getting rid of freedom of the press. He’s talked about using stop and frisk as a means of confiscating people’s guns, and he’s threatened to throw the leader of the opposition party into jail if he gets elected. He pretty much sounds like he’s running for election as a dictator of a…

OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE HORRIBLE.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

It better fucking not. Rage!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.