I'd murder my clone and farm him for parts, because I know for a FACT he would do it to me if I let my guard down. That sonuvabitch.
no i am annoying af
I also hate tall cats.
I called this questionnaire 36 Reasons You Won't Be Answering My Texts.
Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."
Most cops today would have shot the thing before it got closer than 10'.
License and registration, please. Hurry up, meow.
I'm firmly in the octopus business - people love them, so I'll be here when you're ready!
"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?
Snape kills Dumbledore and Rosebud is a sled.
OMG, I read your post as asking for advice in dating someone 14 years YOUNGER than you. I apologize for the scathing response I was about to write before I figured out you weren't romancing an eighth grader. Happy holidays!
Generational differences are interesting. I like it but it does throw family planning for a bit of a loop.
Gym, less processed foods and don't play the denial game. If you refuse yourself whatever you like it will likely end up sabotaging your efforts more. That isn't a carte blanche to binge but the occasional doughnut/fast food item is still ok if you keep eating healthy and working out.
My boyfriend of two years is 13 years younger than me. He surprised me with his interest in me and continues to surprise me with his maturity and his level-headedness. It just seems to work for us. We have to be patient with each other on different things. I'm self concicious about my age and sometimes I'm…
"Because I can" is a perfectly good reason
Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.
Well, that's one way to tailgate