Good job! It’s the Opel Insignia I mentioned a few times in the article, which the Buick is based off of. I even described the image at the bottom of the post!

“fecal icing on this whole impressive shitcake.”
Jim....? Is that you!?!

Except there weren’t any drugs...

That quote is so toxic I need a hazmat suit.

I’m like.

I installed using this method a few hours ago, but haven’t been able to activate yet, presumably because the servers are getting crushed.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

Couldn’t help myself. I clicked on it. The red linky-ness is just too irresistable.

I miss Ol One Eyed Bri.

I’m pissed.

Oh god I miss my cat so much. He was such an asshole.

every single person in this video deserves to be run over, especially the person who posted it and spelleg again, agian

That headbutt was priceless

You just wrote a 12 word internet comment showing you have no fucking clue what “free speech” means. Bravo!

If we’re going off the baseline of 2600 lbs I’m going to say 90 horsepower minimum

350 horsepower.

It was going to be fucking epic.

Wow, seriously?

it’s called idontshop@forever21.com