Poor guy, all alone. He really should be watching it with some chums.

Where's his frickin' laser beam...??

yes so true, just because you can shoot video in portrait mode doesn't mean you should

I, for one, welcome of fuzzy feral over-lords.

Most of all, it's a not so subtle "I told you so" to Pagani's neighbors in Sant'Agata.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

He should save her life again (figuratively) and convince her not to get married at age 20.

IT'S SAND. I THINK. I MUST HAVE BEEN NEAR A PILE OF SAND AND THE WIND BLEW AND IT GOT IN MY EYE. OR SOMETHING.

Burt Reynolds. Wine. Fireplace.

You can't outrun radio communications.

So I'm supposed to run from the cops in a press car owned by General Motors, with one of their employees in the passenger's seat?

Hey man, don't disparage Dr. Youabian. I've been in contact with him through email recently. Apparently there's a large sum of money sitting in customs right now, and as soon as I pay the inspection fees, he's going to bring me 14 million dollars.

I have nipples Focker, can you NISMO me?

18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?

...and that's the story of how the worlds fattest clown fell out of the ceiling and crushed the heads of several elementary school children.

oh god, I hope I didn't just post a picture of a crime scene....

let me know when they break out the parachute, I'm all over that shit.

ALL I WANT IS A FRANK TO MY CLAIRE.

Has anyone ever read that cheesy book The 5 Love Languages? I know, but I think it's kind of fascinating. Mine's physical touch with a dash of gift giving. I really found a lot of pleasure out of making my (now ex) dude a snacky snack, or grabbing him a beer and taking a little extra time to pour it into a chilled…

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