+1 for the Nancy Kerrigan joke; I almost did a spit take with my coffee.

Jesus, I live in the district he's running to represent and this makes voting for him that much harder. Unfortunately, I'd rather have him than crazy pants Renee Ellmers representing me.

It's pretty silly, but dat C3 in the field...

...who goes to an Olive Garden in New York? Follow up question, why do they have Olive Gardens in New York? I get why we have them down here in the south, but if I went to New York the last fucking place I'd go is Olive Garden.

I only took my time to research and actually write a paper once when I was in college. I spent a month working on it and I thought it was a great paper. I got a fucking C on it. I wrote the final paper the night before it was due and got an A+. Every paper I wrote after that was written the night before/day of and I…

I had a similar thing happen with an early-music history class I was taking when I was 20. A grad student friend of mine was having a "sexy wine party" and I had never had wine before. So, I get to the party and I proceeded to drink the wine as I'd drink beer. I was smashed within an hour. I got a ride home, blacked…

That's at the request of the publisher and only on certain items (MMOs that are no longer supported and strat guides, mostly). We'd have to do that at the stores periodically; it's called a field destroy. The publisher would buy back the overstock inventory but rather than have us ship it back to them, we'd have to…

Yeah, I thought it was a 427 a well. I didn't know you could get this paint job on the non-427 models.

Jorts should not be worn by men between the ages of 14 and 55.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was terribly at forensics in school.

This reminds me of an exercise two of my music education professors had us do when I was in college. They made us watch a video of a guy auditioning for American Idol. The guy looked like a mess and the singing wasn't good enough to get him on the show. Most of the class was laughing at him and making jokes while…

They're probably underestimating. My '07 with the 6L80 returns 31 on the highway at 70 MPH.

Indeed, they are fantastic. But I'm mad because the 250 is cheaper than I paid for the 120 earlier this year :(

Somebody just told her we live in a post-racial society.

That is actually not a bad idea.

I do it because I have a hard time finding swim trunks that fit me. I have an obscenely small waist and I fall into the gray area between husky boys and men. So I usually have 1-2.5 inches of slack when I'm wearing swim trunks, even with the drawstring pulled and tied as tight as possible. 9/10 when I get out of the…

Eh, my driving test was pretty easy. I just mapped it out and the route was 1.2 miles. Left the parking lot of the DMV, turned into a neighborhood, crossed some railroad tracks, turned out of the neighborhood, and back to the DMV. They took off points for not accelerating quickly enough out of the neighborhood, but…

Man, I love my cat but she'll never be as cute as that Instagram feed :(

Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole Shark Week thing?

He didn't have a lot of friends in school.