We could get a tontine for unreliable cars going.

Original owner. I've had tons of mechanical work done on it (3 motors, 2 transmissions, couple of fuel pumps, new radiator, new catalytic converter) but that's owing to me being broke for a few years and only being able to afford cheap parts and shoddy labor.

As a former manager for GameStop, the biggest problem I have with them is allowing employees to check out a new game, play said new game, and then sell said game as new.

Yeah, I've got a '98 Silverado beater that I use for towing/hauling shit and I've only had one electrical issue with it. I had to replace the turn signal/light adjuster stalk on it because one of the low beams wasn't working (even though it was a new bulb).

Does anybody seriously hop around while trying to take their socks off? Outside of movies I've never seen this and don't believe this is a thing real people do.

I see what you're doing here.

I suppose I can get past the whole "we're not actually going to murder people" thing if it means finding the Claire to my Frank.

I honestly don't understand how people can remain ignorant in a world where the entire sum of human knowledge can be accessed through the phone in your pocket.

Honestly, all I want is a Claire to my Frank.

This reminds me of something from American Dad:
"You sound smart like Hugh Grant the actor, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person."

Too soon?

"Put me out of my misery because my owners are the worst."

Because you did such a good job with Paris...

I hate that moment of panic when I'm drunk and light the wrong end of a cigarette.

I do most of my work at my kitchen table while barefoot on linoleum floor. Probably not the smartest thing but then again I also use magnetic screwdrivers.

Yeah, in the ten years I've been building PCs I've never once used an anti-static strap.

I know a Nigerian prince, does that help?

Not an album of covers, just their original music that is similar in style to this cover. It's called For Those Who Have Heart.

This whole album is amazing. But then again, I still have a certain fondness for the music I listened to when I was in high school and the first two years of college.

I prefer A Day to Remember's cover of "Since U Been Gone"