PC Name: Beast

True. That piece blows in general but it's 10 times worse as a bass player. Playing G and C for 15 minutes is mind numbing.

I hate Leroy Anderson with a passion. Every damn year I play this and Sleigh Ride on at least 3 different holiday pops programs.

I'm watching an episode of Archer right now and was literally about to post that as a response.

I dated a girl that used to be morbidly obese. I had noticed before and after photos on Instagram before she talked to me about it. I didn't bring it up with her because 1). It was something that didn't bother me and 2). I figured she'd come to me if and when she wanted to talk about it. She brought it up one night…

You should watch Dazed and Confused for obvious reasons:

I've pretty much lost my faith in humanity after reading that.

Those breeders must be related to me because we have a history of giving our pets really elaborate names. Case in point, the cat I inherited from my sister is named Miss Punxsutawney Pennsylvania Philadelphia Philly Philharmonic, or Philly for short.

$20 says there's a Malia birther movement and several articles written about how her birthday being on the 4th is an attempt to distract us from Benghazi.

Huzzah, and I didn't even have to put on pants!

I'm just astounded by your lack of knowledge of the history of birth control in this country and by your supposition that birth control is misogynistic. If anything, birth control is decidedly feminist considering access to it is something women had to fight for. The Comstock Act prohibited the circulation of…

Is there a First Amendment Man for oppressed white bigots? If not, we need to make that a thing.

Wut?

Funny, I just finished my undergraduate degree after taking a few years off and my observations are the exact opposite of yours. I'm hard pressed to think of a single instance in the past year where I walked into the classroom to complete silence. I'd walk into class each day and almost every student was involved in…

Most of my friends are either married, engaged, or in serious relationships that are going to lead to marriage. And many of them are starting to procreate on purpose. It's terrifying. Meanwhile I'm patiently awaiting the arrival of my 30s because I hear it's the best decade to be single.

I picked up Tropico 5, Wolfenstein, and Sleeping Dogs during the Steam Sale. I've spent the most time with Tropico 5 (even though it can be very frustrating) and I really like it. And I'm enjoying Sleeping Dogs and Wolfenstein, but they haven't blown me away. They're just competent games in their respective genres.

That is all.

I'd expect nothing less than this to come out of Charlotte.

When I was in high school, one of my friends with a '93 Cobra would take me to hang out with his car club on weekend nights. One night, we were sitting in this large empty parking lot in Fayetteville, NC and a guy with a modded '95 Mustang asked me if I had ever done a burnout. I told him I hadn't, and that I had…