How's Xbox One ownership been for you, so far?

She skated in a holiday pops concert I played at the Greensboro Coliseum a few years ago. She was just incredibly rude and condescending to us musicians and to top it off her routines sucked.

Yeah, it's a nice place. They opened up shortly before I moved out of Greensboro. Never stayed there, but I've had dinner at Print Works Bistro plenty of times. GSO having nice hotels was less surprising than discovering they had a Ferrari/Lambo/Aston/Porsche/Maserati dealership when I moved there in 2005.

I would have went north towards Reidsville in Rockingham County instead of Randolph County. I dated a girl from Reidsville while we were going to school in Greensboro and I was incredibly surprised by how awesome the back roads near her parent's home were.

Look at the time stamp. The surveillance video looks to be in slow motion, since 3 seconds in the surveillance video takes around 8 seconds in real time.

And that's why you never rubberneck.

Damn it! You beat me to it.

All signs are pointing to Asheville. Prius? Check. Ingles? Check. Mountain town? Check.

Yeah, my GPS says I'm six minutes away from my house. I'm currently in my living room.

Crush: A tie between Peter Sagal/Ira Glass.

This is what I want to do every time I see that commercial.

That was seriously the first thing I thought when I unboxed mine Thursday night. I was immediately reminded of this late 80s VCR I had growing up. Same size and shape. Just different colors.

My favorite part is the Employment Opportunities at the bottom of the page.

*You can't underestimate fanboys.

I saw my first one in the wild this morning. I was heading southbound on I-85 outside of Greensboro and it was heading northbound. From a distance it looked like a new Viper.

My favorite thing about this video is that nobody told him he was burning the clutch.

For every exclusive, private country club (which apparently is every golf course, to you) there are dozens of public courses where anybody can play and become a member. Golf is not this fancy fucking game everybody thinks it is. Go to a golf course on a weekend and you're going to see a bunch of people getting drunk…

That's like saying owning a car is classist because some cars are expensive.

So, a woman's body hanging from a water tower is OK but they draw the line at a woman having sex?

Exactly. I prefer thin crust, but the fat kid in me will eat anything you put in front of me.