I see what you're doing here.

I suppose I can get past the whole "we're not actually going to murder people" thing if it means finding the Claire to my Frank.

I honestly don't understand how people can remain ignorant in a world where the entire sum of human knowledge can be accessed through the phone in your pocket.

Honestly, all I want is a Claire to my Frank.

This reminds me of something from American Dad:
"You sound smart like Hugh Grant the actor, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person."

Too soon?

"Put me out of my misery because my owners are the worst."

Because you did such a good job with Paris...

I hate that moment of panic when I'm drunk and light the wrong end of a cigarette.

I do most of my work at my kitchen table while barefoot on linoleum floor. Probably not the smartest thing but then again I also use magnetic screwdrivers.

Yeah, in the ten years I've been building PCs I've never once used an anti-static strap.

I know a Nigerian prince, does that help?

Not an album of covers, just their original music that is similar in style to this cover. It's called For Those Who Have Heart.

This whole album is amazing. But then again, I still have a certain fondness for the music I listened to when I was in high school and the first two years of college.

I prefer A Day to Remember's cover of "Since U Been Gone"

PC Name: Beast

I'm watching an episode of Archer right now and was literally about to post that as a response.

I dated a girl that used to be morbidly obese. I had noticed before and after photos on Instagram before she talked to me about it. I didn't bring it up with her because 1). It was something that didn't bother me and 2). I figured she'd come to me if and when she wanted to talk about it. She brought it up one night…

You should watch Dazed and Confused for obvious reasons:

I've pretty much lost my faith in humanity after reading that.