Those breeders must be related to me because we have a history of giving our pets really elaborate names. Case in point, the cat I inherited from my sister is named Miss Punxsutawney Pennsylvania Philadelphia Philly Philharmonic, or Philly for short.

$20 says there's a Malia birther movement and several articles written about how her birthday being on the 4th is an attempt to distract us from Benghazi.

Huzzah, and I didn't even have to put on pants!

I'm just astounded by your lack of knowledge of the history of birth control in this country and by your supposition that birth control is misogynistic. If anything, birth control is decidedly feminist considering access to it is something women had to fight for. The Comstock Act prohibited the circulation of…

Is there a First Amendment Man for oppressed white bigots? If not, we need to make that a thing.

Wut?

Funny, I just finished my undergraduate degree after taking a few years off and my observations are the exact opposite of yours. I'm hard pressed to think of a single instance in the past year where I walked into the classroom to complete silence. I'd walk into class each day and almost every student was involved in…

Most of my friends are either married, engaged, or in serious relationships that are going to lead to marriage. And many of them are starting to procreate on purpose. It's terrifying. Meanwhile I'm patiently awaiting the arrival of my 30s because I hear it's the best decade to be single.

I picked up Tropico 5, Wolfenstein, and Sleeping Dogs during the Steam Sale. I've spent the most time with Tropico 5 (even though it can be very frustrating) and I really like it. And I'm enjoying Sleeping Dogs and Wolfenstein, but they haven't blown me away. They're just competent games in their respective genres.

That is all.

I'd expect nothing less than this to come out of Charlotte.

When I was in high school, one of my friends with a '93 Cobra would take me to hang out with his car club on weekend nights. One night, we were sitting in this large empty parking lot in Fayetteville, NC and a guy with a modded '95 Mustang asked me if I had ever done a burnout. I told him I hadn't, and that I had…

I am so mad that I never thought to put kimchi on a burger before (hot sauce and fresh jalapenos are usually on there). But cucumber kimchi and a fried egg in the morning? Amazing.

Double bass player here. I've seen way too many horror stories like this to ever fly with my bass. Unless it's an international flight, there's no way in hell I'm flying. Otherwise, I'm driving.

How's Xbox One ownership been for you, so far?

She skated in a holiday pops concert I played at the Greensboro Coliseum a few years ago. She was just incredibly rude and condescending to us musicians and to top it off her routines sucked.

Yeah, it's a nice place. They opened up shortly before I moved out of Greensboro. Never stayed there, but I've had dinner at Print Works Bistro plenty of times. GSO having nice hotels was less surprising than discovering they had a Ferrari/Lambo/Aston/Porsche/Maserati dealership when I moved there in 2005.

I would have went north towards Reidsville in Rockingham County instead of Randolph County. I dated a girl from Reidsville while we were going to school in Greensboro and I was incredibly surprised by how awesome the back roads near her parent's home were.

Look at the time stamp. The surveillance video looks to be in slow motion, since 3 seconds in the surveillance video takes around 8 seconds in real time.