And that's why you never rubberneck.

Damn it! You beat me to it.

All signs are pointing to Asheville. Prius? Check. Ingles? Check. Mountain town? Check.

Yeah, my GPS says I'm six minutes away from my house. I'm currently in my living room.

Crush: A tie between Peter Sagal/Ira Glass.

This is what I want to do every time I see that commercial.

That was seriously the first thing I thought when I unboxed mine Thursday night. I was immediately reminded of this late 80s VCR I had growing up. Same size and shape. Just different colors.

My favorite part is the Employment Opportunities at the bottom of the page.

*You can't underestimate fanboys.

I saw my first one in the wild this morning. I was heading southbound on I-85 outside of Greensboro and it was heading northbound. From a distance it looked like a new Viper.

My favorite thing about this video is that nobody told him he was burning the clutch.

For every exclusive, private country club (which apparently is every golf course, to you) there are dozens of public courses where anybody can play and become a member. Golf is not this fancy fucking game everybody thinks it is. Go to a golf course on a weekend and you're going to see a bunch of people getting drunk…

That's like saying owning a car is classist because some cars are expensive.

So, a woman's body hanging from a water tower is OK but they draw the line at a woman having sex?

Exactly. I prefer thin crust, but the fat kid in me will eat anything you put in front of me.

Not sure if anybody else noticed this, but you compared tracks in FM5 to circuits in GT6. Tracks =/= circuits. FM5 may only have 14 tracks but each track is usually split into several circuits. Example: Sebring is one track with three circuits (Full, Short, and Club). So, there will still be variety.

I'm perfectly aware it's not healthy. I just can't gain weight. I eat more than any other person I know and I don't exercise with any regularity. I just never seem to put it on.

I had a pretty shitty body image for awhile. Currently, I'm 5'10" and weigh 130 pounds. When I was a teenager and in my early college years I was a little bit shorter but barely 100 pounds. I was insecure because I felt like I didn't measure up to what society thought a man should look like. I wasn't confident in…

Eh, I'm kind of in the same boat. I had the money to pre-order a Day One XB1 and figured why not? I mean hell, the only game I'll foresee myself getting in the first few months is Forza 5 (unless I'm talked into CoD by my buddies).

Whoa whoa whoa, ease up with that rational line of thinking, man.