Just roll it into the price. Why does it have to be a surprise fee?

There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s got eggs and milk... and... hold on... I’ve just been told I can’t use this joke anymore.

Why not just streamline it all the way so that they offer nothing at all?

We’re getting beyond microaggressions and into nanoaggressions at this point.

I didn’t like it, and I won’t miss it. Maybe it was a little unfair to have this follow something like The Good Place, but it was about one-sixty-fourth as funny. Kal Penn was annoying on a Josh Gad level, and half the spontaneous things the rich siblings said made no sense.

A profile of YouTuber Pewdiepie in the New York Times titled “What Does Pewdiepie Really Believe?”

Here’s what the Chicken Wars look like from my perspective in Bumfuck County, California, updated to include McDonald’s in the conversation:

The power of Christ compelled him.

Dear K: You’re working in the service industry as someone else’s employee. Your “moral code” in this situation is irrelevant. Your options are two:

Do you want to live in a world where you could only exist if you shared the same opinions of those further up in the societal hierarchy?

I know this is an unpopular opinion here in the Kinjaverse, but... Just act like a professional, and treat them as you would any other customer.

Hall of Presidents is in Magic Kingdom, not the America Pavilion in EPCOT.

Mobile games are not fit for big marketing events like BlizzCon or E3 or whatever. We discovered this when they tried to make a big deal out of C&C Mobile and that sank, we rediscovered this with Diablo Immortal, and we keep discovering it every time Todd Howard ambles out on stage with a smart phone to show off the…

Circus peanuts. How do they even still exist. They smell like rotting cantaloupe. They taste like banana peel.

Just pee on the floor nobody will see

God I hope not. This country already has a fucked opinion about opioids and those who take them. All these measures to stop “the opioid epidemic” are gonna lead towards a real epidemic of suicide and overdose from chronic pain patients who can’t get proper care from doctors or can’t afford their meds because they…

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

...and howcome I can’t get no Tang around here? SHUT UP!

Left-handed beef is rare. Sinisteer are hard to find.