I totally would. Totally.

I think Mary has passed away. I know Melissa died last year but I think Mary might have died a few years ago now. She was definitely unwell for a time.

It’s a nickname that Mark Hamill gave them. “Harrie and Carrison”

It was during Star Wars and no Lando to be had. The Empire Strikes Back diaries haven’t been released yet...

Oh yeah. I mean, Shrek was loved too in spite of being ugly but that’s not a new idea in film.

Yeah. I mean. I’m so tempted to let the inner demon in me out; the one who learned to fight dirty and take no prisoners.

That was the original story of Shrek although they changed it for the movie so that Fiona is introduced as beautiful and only appears as an ogre later.

This makes it so hard to take the higher road. Stay true to my principles. Don’t lower myself to their level.

Well, I mean, he’s a chef, right? So. Of course his food is good.

“extremely investigated,”

Telecaster1959 might be telling the truth about not voting for Trump. I don’t think Russian trolls can vote in US elections. Can they?

Right around the time of Palin’s appearance on the international scene (or just before) on the tv show Would I Lie to You, I heard David Mitchell (the British comedian) say of Anne Widdicombe :

What I don’t get about all the people claiming God does this because of gay sex or marriage or whatever, is why do they accept that God has such shitty aim? I mean, surely God could just make every gay person in the world drop dead right now. He’s God, after all, not some fucking loser from Kenosha.* If he can…

I always judge people on how they interact with service workers. If you treat a waiter bad, I’m pretty sure you’re an asshole.

It doesn’t look that bad in print but you would have had to hear her tone.

I am neither moved nor disturbed. I am, literally and metaphorically, unaltered by the stills.

Yup. I like First Nations too, if I don’t know the nation in question or I’m talking about many nations. Also, I use indigenous people a lot.

I thought it was a dragon too. I’m pissed off now because I was forced to learn shit about Swift, West and Kardashian and I’ve always had a personal goal to avoid that. So now I’m really pissed off.

I don’t believe in supernatural things but when I start freaking myself out reading stories on Jez, I just check out how bored my dogs are and I realize there’s no threat. They are the best early-warning system.

Interesting. I’m the exact opposite. I remember the “Eve is the mother of all sin and here are the punishments visited on all women accordingly” speech. We got it just before First Confession. That was the day that I realized they were lying. I left the Church and ultimately renounced all faith because of my…