Yeah, it was a long time coming. I’m glad he said it was bothering him for some time. Maybe he just couldn’t find the way to bring it up again? But it’s a good apology. There’s nothing halfway about it.

Here you go, from Hemsworth’s statement today in support of Standing Rock (where I’m sure you are personally protesting along with actual indigenous activists):

From Chris Hemsworth’s facebook post supporting Standing Rock today:

I’ve been using birth control for 30 years and, believe me, it fucking mattered.

Whole life insurance is an investment product. There was a time, back before the internet convinced everyone they were a stock-broker, when people would start whole life insurance policies for their kids as a savings thing.

The cyanide is worse. I assume you were being facetious but just in case readers are confused, the cyanide is definitely worse than the toothbrushes. Unless the toothbrushes are themselves made of cyanide, and then they are worse than cyanide-laced candy.

When I was at uni, we had an exchange student in our department from the Soviet Union. As a going away gift, when she went home, about 10 of us got prescriptions for the pill and filled them for the year (about $240 back then, if you didn’t have a plan) and all the guys bought her tampons and pads. She was fucking…

To be fair, gender hate crimes can also have racial and/or religious motivations.

Gender hate crimes?

This is the woman who is repealing the human rights act in the UK, isn’t it? She deserves to be up there and smiling. This is exactly what she wants.

Yup. And because she has money, she can insulate herself from the abuse and oppression other trans people experience daily. Like the article said, Jenner won’t be in a public change room/washroom/locker room at any point in her life. She can buy her privacy and, apparently, her trans sisters can suck it.

I get the opposite meme on Facebook:

And yet... They didn’t have a problem with Bill being President?

The Pussygate Tape, as it’s come to be known (I guess?)...

I like Spy more too. Bridesmaids had some great, laugh out loud moments but I thought it went on too long and by the end, I didn’t like Kristin Wiig’s character. I don’t think that was the intention of the filmmakers.

If you look closely, I think she is saying “go fuck yourself, you tangerine-tinted asshat” with her eyes.

When TeenBarge was a Baby/Toddler/ChildBarge, she came to our bed regularly. People assured me that we were destroying her and our marriage by allowing it.

Someone has to tell that women that she’s not a fucking plant.

Well, if it’s a human clown, I believe it’s more like pork. I’ve read that. No first hand knowledge.

See. That’s the thing. It’s only a matter of time before someone with the lethal combination of a gun and gullibility shoots one of these jackasses.