We should form a club. Get jackets. Write in cursive.

That is some commitment to the trend. Call me a coward but I'm not suffering physical pain for anything as boring as fame.

I used to sing it to my daughter as a lullaby. I alternated it with a Newfoundland song about the same battle called “Recruiting Sergeant.” She was the only kid in Kindergarten who knew where Galipoli was.

I am going to assume that you were quoting the last line of “And the Band Plays Waltzing Mathilda” because I actually read/sang your post as if that’s what you intended. Please don’t shatter my illusion.

I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m going to suggest that nomaammy is an asshole and not worth your time.

Remind me again, are people who commit suicide also dead?

Nick Lachey just paid $4.5 million for a home formerly owned by the lateJenni Rivera. The new digs have seven bedrooms and 10 bathrooms. Why?!

Tears for Fears were emo before anyone else. I mean, they are named for a psychological therapy.

You know what they call “traditional doctors”? Doctors.

Well, what are neighbours for? Other than spelling neighbours differently, we’re really just like you.

The Stephans chose not to take Ezekiel to a traditional doctor when he got sick...

I suppose, if you want it to be sexual, it’s sexual.

I’m not “TeamAnyoneWhoTweetsTheirRelationship”. I mean. What the fuck? The world can see that shit, you know. Why are you acting like we’re just having a beer here when you’re actually broadcasting your fee-fees.

Actually, involuntary insertion of a foreign object in any orifice is considered sexual assault. It's a thing that psychopaths do to their victims with sufficient regularity for it to be captured in the law.

I find them easier to tell apart than Real Housewives of <<insert name of city here>>, who Jez seems to think I will care about when I don’t. Then again, I like superhero movies and good-looking men so I’m more motivated to know the various blond-haired, blue-eyed Chrises of the world than I am to know the names of…

I should have been clearer. The only time a rape is worthy of anger and retribution is when the rapists are from a group that seems threatening to the status quo. Brown skin/non-Christian = rapist. White skin/Christian = boy with a future.

What this teaches us is that there is no perfect victims but there are perfect rapists.

I'm going out on a limb here but I think it might be because he's a rich, white dude. I mean, I could be wrong though...

Ah yes. I thought your name was familiar. Potterpoet, the keeper of the First Nation Soul, Determiner of Racists. Whatever. Write McCarthy a letter. She needs your insight. I don’t.

I am a ridiculous fangirl for the original trilogy and the original trio. Thanks for the point in the right direction.