Am I the only one who fuckin HATED Kim, no matter how ‘nice’ she was to Lindsay at any random second?

I’m just waiting for the day when you get a story from someone who had a customer bring in a Foreman Grill and ask for raw meat because “the chef doesn’t cook it well-done enough so I’ll just do it MYSELF”.

That person exists. They are out there, somewhere. And they are terrible.

I began ignoring the straw policy after that, and the manager dutifully ignored my ignoring of said policy.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

The librarian said it was a normal sized home use crock pot, so yeah, a gallon or so of volume. She didn’t assemble it on site, apparently she did it some place else and then carried the whole thing into the library.

GASP!

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

God, we are going to get SO many examples of Pinkham’s Law this week.

My depression only got diagnosed in NYC, I definitely had it before I got here. Living and working here made it bad enough for me to end up getting treatment whether I wanted to or not, and consequently saving my life. So I will say the stress of living here on top of the depression I let go untreated for more than a…

I read Anthony Bourdain’s tweet as “Echo and the Bunnymen came in”. Which would have been really awesome.

Everyone should know that this girl smells goood.

I was hoping for a very long list to come rolling over the screen that just kept going, and going....

It would be if Seth MacFarlane wrote it.

Then it would, maybe, hammer home that it is a joke. Since many people seem to think it is serious.

I’m adding the entire Metal Gear franchise to her list.

I agree the joke would be better if the video was like six hours long

You tried. You failed, but you tried.

I am perfectly willing to listen to all opinions on Star Wars and Harry Potter. Maybe even art if they just stop trying to tell me that I shouldn’t take birth control.

When I was a child my parents always made me pay extra tip money at a restaurant if I made a mess. I don’t think I entirely grasped the lesson I was supposed to learn (don’t make a mess) instead i just learned to always over tip. Also, I don’t like soft drinks, the only thing I wanted to drink was iced tea. If the…