I’ll bite. The Holly Jameson story reads like bad fan fiction, or tales of bravado from 9-year olds. Maybe my heart is jaundiced, or maybe Jimmy Kimmel has ruined the Internet, but I’m calling a big, emphatic “fake” on that story.

Servers dropping things. We have two of those stories, so pick your favorite. It’s easy pickings for angry people to get mad that a server spilled something on them, especially since one of them is about a hot liquid, the other is about something being dumped on a child.

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

I realise that because this BCO is about nice customers, the pickings are likely to be pretty slim, but humanity & the Internet being what it is, I’m betting that someone will figure out a way to shit on the server, somehow. The upside is that - unlike last Monday - the ‘winner’ is unlikely to comment within a couple…

Bah. Green tea ice cream is overrated. But it still looks soooo fuggin’ good.

I wonder if I could hire a child to represent me at business meetings.

I don’t know how one makes a video of a martial arts prodigy boring but somehow she managed

I’d like to think she through the doll a bunch of times to get the perfect shot, because that’s what I would have done, because I have no idea how to do that stuff. Fishing line makes sense.

Do not care that much about Perry or Swift but daaaaaaaaaamn Fleetwood Mac, way to hold that shit down. And above even Queen Bey? Damn.

I’m beyond embarrassed to admit that I’ve never watched Bob’s Burgers. I plan to remedy that soon. Especially after I saw this:

The doll even has salt-spray hair. Her attention to detail is impecable.

OMG the pendleton.

Coming this winter, Dance Cons, only on TLC!

10/10 would watch

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live safely”.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

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