consigned. i have yet to wear santal and not have someone compliment it or ask me about it. thetallbrunette is obsessed too! it also stays on everything really well, not just skin - coats, pillows, gloves, scarves - so you don't even need to re-apply!

choosing this career path involves the cultivation of a chitinous exoskeleton, involuntary or not

The idea of Bernie Sanders saying, “And if we’re keeping up with the Kardashians, I think we’re doing pretty good” is filling my heart with joy.

Ellie, you need to stop this, and go out, and get really, REALLY drunk

It looks so good. Like it’s actually fun to look at.

or they were like, who cares that it’s 100+ years after the time period of this movie, no wisconsin for you SCOTT WALKER

Gotcha. That seems like a reach to me, but I’m just a childless woman who isn’t on TV so what do I know.

She named her son Reign. So it’s royal but what’s above royalty? Sainthood and yeezus

Have you ploughed both a field and a butt? I have, and I’m going to have to strongly disagree. Butt plowing > field plowing.

Run the Jewels 2016!

I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR THEM.

This is the best written show i have seen in years. There are level of meanings buried deep into it that i am still discovering. And the fact the center “love story” of the show is not Jessica and Luke. but Jessica and Trish is beyond awesome.

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

Damn I loved this blog. Long may it live in our hearts and minds! Jane, thank you so much for giving me the chance to contribute; it has been an absolute pleasure.

Oh, honey, please what is this amateur nonsense. I am the Queen of Sleep. I am a sleep pro. You get an A for effort, but your execution is all wrong.

For that drowsy time between falling asleep and shutting your brain off, I highly recommend Jeff Bridges’ Sleeping Tapes. 100% of the proceeds go to No Kid Hungry, and you get to listen to Jeff Bridges’ gentle calmness.

Because at night most plants consume oxygen and put out carbon dioxide, thus taking away from air for you to breathe. This is what I was told when I was 11 by a German teacher, and I took her at her word.

wait

hey if any of you guys run into fighting polish, aka the #1 blindspot superfan, please remind him to buy me this for christmas because i think he thought i was joking

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…