Really? I didn’t know that, but it makes so much sense if it were true.

For once I’m glad that I sometimes scroll to the comments before reading the articles. Not Googling.

First he suffered a ring avulsion (google it)

Isn’t the prevailing theory that he has a coke problem? Anecdotally, this is the exact shit I used to do when I was blown out on the reg.

Just very very curious. Can someone tell me why smoking reefer makes delivering pizzas an ideal job? Do you get to keep the 'no, I didn't order that one' or something good like that?

, where I find warning number two: it was headed to the shitty apartment complex that pretends it’s safe because it has a locking gate. Every pizza driver, meth dealer, and all sorts of assorted disreputable folk in between have this gate code. So no, not so safe.

I don’t understand people needing chilled to almost frozen butter. I get WHY it’s often served that way, but I’ve seen some people get upset when the butter isn’t at a temperature that will mean their roll or bread will be destroyed by the time they are ready to eat it.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

Who the hell just lets a fart fly in a restaurant like it’s nothing? I’ll run to the bathroom if I have to.

I saw her lift herself out of her chair and audibly fart. She farted. In a restaurant.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

This is the first time I’ve seen the What Do You Mean video, and I can’t help but think that arranging a fake kidnapping to impress his partner and get to an underground skateboarding party seems like exactly the type of thing that Justin Beiber would actually do in real life.

No way! Justin Bieber is the worst and I refuse to believe this!

Lol yes all these songs are amazing but ‘What Do You Mean’ is not about Selena but women and relationships in general. And ‘Sorry’ is both about her but also about his past in general. Please stop assuming every song is about her just because it’s about a girl. Lots of artist makes romantic songs but people don’t…

Can Justin Bieber stop trying to pretend he is sexy.

She also has a song with Nelly about being a “Tomboy.”

These are all very good songs.

It is a very believable retelling if you imagine JFK as a bartender in Williamsburg and Marilyn as a Kat Von D cosplayer.

As a paleo food hipster I wanted to try them. As a bottom I thank you for the warning.