Maybe Kylie needed someone over 21 to sign the lease papers?
samantics
samantics
Anne I will happily join your book club and also give you styling tips cuz the internet remembers that Versace Ibizia party okay the internet never forgets.
“When Michelle and I came into office....”
“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”
If anything, I’m staying with someone despite their large penis, not because of it. After a couple tries, you figure out what works best and it doesn’t hurt really. But it can be challenging at first. My preference has always been for unusually smooth penises, because obviously you want to spend more time touching and…
You can cum too.
:(
- A room in Taylor Swift’s New York City home is “a BFF playground” where “no boys” —not even Calvin Harris—are allowed.
Hanging out in Arkansas sounds worse than going to rehab, honestly.
I’ve had an incredibly shitty day at work and this is exactly what I needed.
Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.
This kid looks like if a mad scientist tried to make Will Forte a total babe.
ok first of all how dare you
i love this gif so much bc his joy and pride are fucking palpable
she won’t make eye contact—the sort of completely entitled person who thinks servers are lower than dog shit. It takes her a lifetime to make up her mind on everything.
That quote is Briscoe-ian in its executi0n.
You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.
“It had ‘Boated’ used as a verb”
I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.