If you watch the segment, that’s exactly what it feels like. Michelle Duggar, especially, seemed to distance herself away from the entire thing with the “bonding experience” talk. It was like they were just three socially-conscious celebs who were out there horrified that this occurs and praying for the families of…

My concern with having the clueless Duggar women in that seminar is that the only takeaway they’ll get is “See, all these people have suffered from molestation. It must happen to everyone in every family! Whats the big freakin deal?”

Cry me a River Justin

Where is adultosaur?? Because I am at a VMA after party right this very second and stood next to T Swift as she escorted her squad to their booth. She is tall, skinny, shiny, and wasted. It looks like a fun squad to be real honest.

West/Warren #2020

let me be clear: i would vote for kanye west over basically anybody

I liked it. Partially cause it was the most unscripted-ish thing I've seen on a award show for a while and partially cause a lot of what he said was true. If convuluted.

Taylor: Karlie... what kind of shoes are you gonna wear?

From what I’ve experienced with the NYC equivalents of this school, parents are expected to have a very high level of involvement - volunteering the classroom, bringing snacks, donating on top of the extremely high monthly tuition and extra fees, etc. It’s not exactly stepping out of bounds for parents to try to…

hey i live nearby and drive by all the fucking time. i looked at their tuition and it’s $1100 for a 5-day week. goodness...

EVERYONE’S guacamole sucks. Guac is meant to be made fresh by you without any additives, chilled for about 10 minutes, and then shoveled into your gullet, sometimes directly off the fork. Restaurant guac ruins everything it touches!

Pinkham I swear to fucking god.

GET OUT (leave)

Tortas are better than everything.

Burritos are a travesty. If you think stuffing a flour tortilla with rice is a good idea, there is something wrong with you.

I love burritos with an unbridled passion, but I am with you: I would definitely rather eat tacos. All the tacos.

1. I live in NJ, although the only time I have enjoyed a burrito is in the mission. STILL WOULD RATHER EAT TACOS THO.

I feel like everyone saying “Chipotle sucks” lives in California or something. Not all of us have mission burritos, you assholes.

neither are my fave but this is a bold statement.

Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.