Yeah, whatever. Call me when she’s 67.

And, to be fair, I need much better training when guests are over.

This is horrifying.

Ariana Grande is going bald

literal same.

I fully support Jezebel’s new direction of being a bear-centric website.

Yes, I fully support this Double Creature Feature.

This is like the first time the pet looks like the celebrity.

DOES THIS MEAN THERES A FERRARI IN A TRASH CAN SOMEWHERE????? UM, BRB, GOING TO CALABASAS

I have to disagree, respectfully. For example, when motives are things like extreme politicial or religious beliefs, I think its important to expose exactly what that type of mentality reaps. Out of the horror of the shooting in Charleston, a much-needed conversation happened about “Southern pride” and ”heritage.”…

I am honestly sorry you had to watch that video, Anna, because I will not be. This is just horrific.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep.

I had an experience very similar to this back when I was waiting tables. I apologized profusely to the table for the delay and we comped quite a bit of their check, but they still left me zero on over a hundred dollar bill. And complained I wasn’t happy and enthusiastic about serving them. My mother had recently been…

Do these people think that’s a teaching moment? Like “oh, I’ll show you, server person, with this super unnecessary comment on the check”? Because all it teaches me, folks, is that the world would be better off if you were eaten by dragons.

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yo the taliban is texting all it’s friends about that malala tweet

I mostly took it as a friendly word of warning. :)

was in no way intended as a criticism of the store, just of my need to abstain one day at a time from shopping there

Probably true. But literally all my tops have holes in them from the combined leaning against the unfinished oak bar at my old job and friction from my belt. I need some new stuff!