I honestly do not understand this entire situation. They broke up, got married, simultaneously broke up and conceived twins. I hope Griner can prove that she was taken advantage of (if that is indeed the case, who knows) because I have a very strong feeling that AZ will slap child support on her for sure otherwise.

Marriage equality?

wouldn’t it have been awesome if they were eye shadows? i’d totally buy them. i mean, if they were in different colors.

ABL= Always be Lying

Mozart, Beethoven, Hadyn, Wagner, Rossini, and Béranger? Interesting choice.

Bitches: always lying.

Strangely, I wanted the intaglio set when I first saw the photo, because I thought they were pressed powders.

I mean as gossip pits go I wouldn’t say Jez is the worst of them all....

I, as a snake living in the online gossip pit Jezebel and commenting with an alarming frequency while I should be doing work, would just like to say there’s nowhere I’d rather be.

He’d smack me on the head and tell me I was in the way of his mirrors. He slapped my ass. He slapped me on the thigh.

thickly sliced Granny Smith apple on thick, heavily buttered white bread

By the way, did you know that I am the man who introduced the concept of the double tea bag to the United States.

Pinkham’s Law - every fucking time.

there is something sort of fascinating about how Beyonce never does interviews. she has such an immaculately perfect #brand, and we really don’t know anything about her other than her music. the only time she let us in was that weird documentary she made about herself.

Ashley Parker Angel of beloved boy group pop sensation O-Town has tweeted a picture of his golden asscheeks.

Dude. Ditto to all.
It got out of hand when we would start looping in guests on it.
“So this is Bud. His best friend is Pilson over there, though they’ve kind of been on the outs this week.”

This is the best title rewrite I’ve seen on this website

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”