Fun Fact: My company almost did the redesign of the Alpha Phi’s website. Not the smaller ones dedicated to chapters..but the “General” one if you will. I spent an ungodly amount of time watching recruitment videos like the Alpha Phi one (and looking at other sorority sites for ideas). It was fascinating and…

Definitely thought they were demon eyes.

Bobby! Nothing about Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox splitting up??

This was very confusing. At first glance it looks like she has demon eyes, but then the article is positive. I had to blow it up to see that they were hearts.

But hopefully they will BURN IN HELL.

Yoga Nerd, you are my hero and my patronus and my everything.

brb, changing my handle again

Can’t unsee.

i made up a new rule for myself last week, and i’m wondering if any servers want to chime in on whether this sounds like enough compensation:

The birthday club thing reminded me of 31 Flavors: turns out that 31 is owned by RW jerks and they would share their data with the Selective Service System.

I... I honestly can’t even tell which one is the worst this week and that horrifies me.

I don’t know why I wait for Mondays when after reading these my mind is flooded with rage and memories of my food service past...

Actually l’ing-o-l. Well played.

That’s her mom!

There is no TNT like crazy bisexual 80’s Warhol cokefiend OG Princess TNT. Now this woman is someone I’d go mattress shopping with.

Oh god that was her.

Not as interesting as her shame-the-homeless masterwork, but since the Sergeants Benevolent Association has picked up that beat, she had to find something new.

Ugly. It’s UGLY.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part