At least it's not Beau.

I don't believe this for a second. A guy named Hunter who runs an investment firm would never do coke.

I REALLY miss when you guys would review catalogs.

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

I've been fondly thinking of this story as "meat UTIs" all day.

I bought this book in hardcover, when I predominately ONLY buy ebooks.

I already had this book on my to-read list, but after reading the author's response letter, it's been bumped way up the list.

Wow, that letter is pure poetry. What a great way to handle a sexist asshole who reviews books based on the gender of the author and not the content of the books themselves.

Just listened to "Out of the Woods." It's a good jam! I feel like I'm starting to get over the insipidness that was songs like "Love Story" and "You Belong with Me."

Well at least it's catchy and .fun.

I know it's probably heretical to say, but Taylor Swift seems calculating as fuck.

There is nothing in the world better than her "I'm intently listening to you, but you should know I think you're saying some fucked up shit" face. Nothing.

Jessica Williams is national fucking treasure. I hope she gets her own show one day.

The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

Today, we are all surfers...

This looks oddly like Miley Cirus to me. Am I the one actually on acid?

All them fives need to listen when the ten is talking.