Imma crash that party in my Badonkadonk.

My hand-powered chopper and my crock pot are my least dispensable cooking tools, but neither is all that specific, so instead I'll give the honor to my butter slicer.

preserve comes out of the basement followed by smoke and mumford and sons music and presents a log delicately flecked with glitter, and looks at goop and martha with hopeful, glassy eyes.

If Martha is the matriarch and Goop is the overachieving daughter, Preserve must be the stoner sister that lives in the basement and can't seem to find her way in life.

I think this photograph should be in a museum.

I love every single inch of that running suit

Well, hello there!

So would you call this a Rimergency?

Unfortunately, hooking up for me is a lot like voting. I have a bunch of options to pick from, but none of them excite me and more times than not, I end up disappointed, (and sometimes even embarrassed) over who I chose.

• Ryan Murphy and his husband had a baby boy! If the kid's anything like the other things Murphy creates, he will start off strong and be all over the place by year three.

Closer to $20. It's a wood base with heavy casters with a leather seat. It's really a quality toy & lasts through a lot of kids. (4 kids, our scooter is onto its third family after us)

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

Because you will meet them, bond, and then never call them again like most everyone else in Los Angeles. It is in the very fiber of Los Angeles not to commit to anyone or anything.

I bought one of these (the bumblebee model) for my nephew when he was two. The kid fucking loved it then, loves it now and his younger bro loves it as well. His parents roll their eyes everytime my guy and I bring those boys yet another well designed, well made and super-fun European toy. But fuck it, I refuse to buy…

Oh, honey, you'll bee okay.

But does it have birds?

That's great news about having an in-house dev! Can't wait to give this a shot. (Although TBH, I very very rarely go to netflix.com from a computer... But considering how crappy the netQ management is on my set-tops, I might have to start making it a habit)