I was REALLY disappointed with Selma.

Do you contribute to BCO?

I can't even read and I'm excited!

idk, now im thinking it should have been called the Fat Side

i just snorted pho all over my desk.

THIS.

yeah, I've had my own squirt splash up onto my face.

she's a personal favorite of mine too

I feel so bad for this man; it's a terrible thing, to take advantage of someone who is that lonely.

I already wrote this over on Defamer, but:

YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.

I would eat there. No Question.

...really?

Came to do this. Glad you beat me to it.

I think most internet people irl are like that.

This would make a great couples' Halloween costume.

THIS.

I've felt so many highs and lows this morning. Thanks for the clarification.