"I Don't Know What to Do With Good White People," by Brit Bennett: Hands down, best essay I have ever read on Jezebel or any site ever. This isn't a think piece; it's a game changer.

This is the best. Thank you, thank you.

WE'RE SO THIRSTY THAT WE SPEND HOURS TRYING TO COME UP WITH FUNNY THINGS TO SAY ON THE INTERNET SO YOU'LL LIKE US.

My entire work place bums. So much so that *twice* people have brought a pack of cigarettes as their contribution to a work potluck.

right? C'mon, I live right on the border of smoker and bummer.

Yes.

No, not burgundy. Burgundy is darker and, as someone already point out, less orange.

It's more saturated. So, no, not the same color.

lol

caramelized onion and roasted garlic jam?

I've had the name "Eleanor Elizabeth [Last Name]" picked out since high school. My whole family knows that a girl can't be named Ella, Elle, etc.

yes.

High School: Miss Dior Cherie/ Burberry Brit

That makes sense- I responded to your opinion with my own, which is that I disagree with you, and I did it in a joking - albeit, rather sharp, immature tone.

The big deal is that she is incredibly talented and doesn't act like an asshole to other people.

well done.

The other day I was drinking beet juice and thought "this is probably the closest thing to blood I'll ever drink....Wait, what if translyvanians were just drinking beet juice the entire time. There were never any vampires, it was just borscht!"

wrong, you're wrong.

haha, I remember when the Rivertown Mall was built in Grandville, MI and that went up across the street.

Wouldn't that be grand theft auto or vehicle theft? I believe they differentiate.