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You also aren’t allowed to whine that your absurd special order isn’t in the computer system so you are going to be charged extra. The “surf and turf” at Subway (barf) has to be rung up as double meat. (It’s crab meat and steak, it smells awful). No you will not be charged as an Italian Sub for a pepperoni/salami,

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

If they’re posting it, it’s not actually a “secret menu.” That’s just an attempt by a restaurant to take advantage of this eyeroll-worthy trend.

No! If he gets the nomination, and the DNC is stupid enough to ignore the Bernie Sanders steamroller and pick Clinton as their nominee, Trump has at minimum a scary medium-real chance of winning. I sure as hell am not voting for Hillary, no other liberal friends of mine would either (just say NO to “dynasty”

I look forward to him calling them all losers. Watching Trump argue makes me so happy

I’m not American, so I’m free to gleefully enjoy every second of the Trump for prez show. And as funny as you all must find this in the US, is there any slight fear that he could actually win the nomination?

“I just believe things happen for a reason, and if that isn’t really true then finding the reason helps anyway.”

I’m sorry for you, that sounds terrible and you could have gotten hurt.

Is this a joke... ? Why does her stylist hate her?

Burned your toys! I mean, he sounds kind of fabulous in a mean old man-way, but that is a little bit sinister.

Oh man, the comments are going to be terrible on this.

agreed but also what an awful headline—not only hinting that the attractive/successful/and talented have no basis for depression & suicide, but also hinting that their suicides are somewhat more meaningful?

I refuse to read this post because COOOMMMMEEE OOONN!

He is garbage.

Yup. One of my exes contacted me a few years ago on fb, he was engaged, had a baby ... but was messaging me, saying “you were the one who got away, etc...” and all I kept thinking was... really? What would your fiancee say about that? I tried to politely close the convo... but he continued to message me. I just

Can we please have a “worst way I was broken up with” thread? How long did it take you to get over it and would you have loved this app?

Shryne.com? I’m 100% certain many tech company founders just search for any available domain name they can find that sounds like a vaguely real word and then come up with an idea for a company or product around that.

I do agree that it’s stupid to get so drunk you’re passing out at parties because, yeah, there are bad people out there, including rapists. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. However I don’t think it’s a woman’s fault if she does drink to excess and gets raped because the only criminal there is the fucking rapist.