That kid should be out mowing the lawn.

Very true. I was joking around, too. When I look at it now it looks like I was being a grammar nazi. It’s like you put your sentence through Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies. :D

Copyright law is archaic and needs to be reformed possibly by a group of artists and not corporations like Disney. This case is a perfect example. A film that has very questionable artistic value and apparently is a commercial flop as well causing problems for independent artists whose works predate it and that have…

Will Chief O’Hara fit into the Robin suit?

This seems like a thorough and intelligent article but it’s a lot to absorb right now. However, I am aware of game developers being screwed repeatedly. It’s not the scoring system that is at fault, though. It’s that unrealistic expectations are unrealistic. It sounds like the companies get screwed by Walmart and the…

Totally harsh, bro.

No, but this isn’t really the case to use for equality under the law. When someone is shot during a traffic stop or shot because they refuse to quit running from the police, it’s a different story. His actions sound violent and insane and he was a skilled athlete. I think this is the wrong case to make assumptions…

Before I dropped out of college I heard that capitalism is theft. It really is the same thing.

So he was working at the car lot? Maybe he had an idea to display the car in the showroom closer to the street. Since he didn’t have the keys to place he drove through the window. It’s exactly like the people that died in the twin towers.

You should work for NASA in the lie-making-up division.

I always hated it. I bought a few things that were exclusive to iTunes but after a while I realized I didn’t really care. If something is only released on iTunes I don’t need it.

Maybe Bill Cosby could go live with that prince that Michael Jackson conned by offering him a singing career. I would love to see footage of MJ telling the prince he has a great voice and real star quality.

Her own name was better because it looked like Anal Apocalypse.

For reference, this is “Big Daddy.”

I know. I almost went back and said I don’t really know what I’m talking about but I figured that was a given. I’m just a cat. And yes, I was kind of worried I sounded like I was excusing things and I didn’t mean it that way. I hope James Brown didn’t really rape anyone. It is sad when you have to make the distinction…

They can make you sign anything but they can’t let people roll down the cliff and just ignore it. I could see some kind of compromise in making it a bicycle or motorcycle only trail but then you’ll have idiots that think they’re in the Red Bull XXXtreme Series or whatever.

You know how it’s always the stupid people that talk the loudest and are most certain of their opinion? Those are the people that are going to nod and think none of what they’re being told applies to them, and I’m certain they are the reason it is beng closed. It got too popular and the morons discovered it.

I’ve done this with weed. Will a $20 sack have enough in it that I could get high twenty times? You can’t expect the same on lower amounts than that, and you have to vary if you prefer smoking more, but generally the dollar rule is a good way to go.

Brooke Hogan smells like a fried baloney and mayonaisse sandwich on wonder bread with American cheese.

I guess I can’t be friends with Jay Z because I am not down with Ol’ Squinty. I know they’ll all miss me at their next party.