Does he have a wide neck or a small head?

They probably wanted to know why he supported that dude from Duck Dynasty that made the weird comments about gay people.

Guaranteed this must be some kind of mistake

Sideshow Bob

The merchandise already exists. Look for the Lego Pez game coming soon.

I worked at K-Mart for two months. We had these crappy Dick Clark cell phones with prepaid cards. More than half of them were returned. It was very difficult to get the phone activated for whatever reason.

I have done this and usually “I haven’t tried it” means “you shouldn’t try it.” Works better at places where you are a regular though. I don’t think I’ve ever been told something was not good but they have ways to let you know. When I was a waiter I’d say “The one I really like is ____” whichever one I like that most…

The stadium needs to get more condiment cups. Sorry.

Stories like Janelle’s are the reason that I wholeheartedly support the crazy diner lady who yelled at the people with the baby. It is sad that people can potentially lose their job for refusing to put up with humiliation and abuse. The woman spooning her cappucino into the plate should have been handed a form to mail…

Being a musician at that time, he plugged in guitars are recorded.

I was going to say this but in a dismissive and derogatory way.

Have it stanced.

But on cars like this one of the biggest reasons for depreciation is because someone that can afford a brand new one wants a brand new one. Their friends know the difference between a 2014 model and a 2015 model, and this is eleven years old. People that buy a new one are investing in status partly to maintain an…

You need to change your medication.

I wouldn’t vote for Hillary Clinton no matter who she is running against.

I used to have my maid do this. I ate the stars and let her take the leftover parts home to her kids.

Sometimes I want things that they have but not in that combination but I don’t ask at a fast food place. At a diner you can get a substitution and maybe pay a small fee, but at a fast food place I imagine swapping something means you’re going to pay for the item you got and the item you didn’t get, plus I just don’t…

“Also works for getting out of the draft” - Ted Nugent

Awww, thank you. I didn’t mean to make anyone feel sad. I think I got used to it. I know it’s bizarre behavior but it just seems like how he was. In a way it made me independent. I just believe things happen for a reason, and if that isn’t really true then finding the reason helps anyway. I feel sorry for what my…

She’s an attempt-hard.