samanthablack
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samanthablack

How do you feel about NDAA and sovereign immunity?

Maybe they could add toast and jelly and blend it.

Someone told me about this and I said it was stupid before I knew their opinion and then I had to listen to a real life infomercial.

Yes, the glory days of 9/11!

Evil.

Your argument is invalid.

I’m just going to say no. I don’t think I would marry anyone anyway so this is just a problem I don’t need to take on. If I was rich it would be different but I’m from the “it’s just a piece of paper” school.

Unfortunate facial hair.

You can’t count to zero?

So I don’t need my fake badge anymore? I’ll just have a cardboard sign announcing I’m a cop, and also a judge, and just give the fines right there.

The Etsy hobo bindle is maximum Etsy. I wonder if her stroller is a shopping cart?

Some people are like “I have an opinion on this thing though it’s none of my business.” Also, you could substitute those quotes into a debate about the Confederate flag with no problem.

No.

The seventies are over. You can do the hustle back to your shoe closet of shame.

I love Martha but I’m not feeling her gigantic ugly truck.

Hold a light bulb over your head and tell your friend you have an idea. Tell them it came out of your ass.

Are you Donald Trump? I admire your work in comedy.

That’s his name on dlisted. lol

Perfect! I’m literally and figurately laughing.