My cat is Scottish. LOL I think that the tone there is very accurate.

Ginger Hobbit, please.

Tori Spelling should play Tori Spelling.

yeah she sounds scary

I’m really sensitive to manipulation and I don’t want them to explain. I do not ask. Even if they do it in messenger. There was this woman on my twitter who would write things that seemed like personal messages. “I still think about our times together” or “You didn’t have to leave me like that” and she had like 9,000…

WEEL I GUESS YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED!

If you’re saying you do see liberals as subhuman, you might be a fascist? If you’re using the methods of the Nazis you might be an Israeli.

It’s not that I wouldn’t drink it but I can’t see a fountain as the optimum way to serve a margarita. The whole fountain thing seems unsanitary in the first place, but also a margarita needs a certain slushiness that I think would be hard to get in a fountain. Also, putting things in fountains seems corny, like you’re…

You outed yourself as a jerk. You got someone fired because no one trained them to do the job. You walked in there like a smug asshole and now you’re trying to still make it their fault.

Except you have no idea who or what I am. I guess liberal is another way to say “subhuman” for you.

Kelly Ripa here: an actual star

Like when they allow the Hamas animals to fire thousands of rockets

They say “How can you love anyone else if you don’t love yourself,” and Taylor Swift is so in love with herself that she probably has the most capacity to love others, especially those who allow themselves to be lifestyle accessories. He’s her new Miss Buttons or whatever she calls that cat.

I think it depends. There is a tradition in country music of wearing these outfits and that’s okay, but they should only do it if they have the style to pull it off. Dwight Yoakam should wear a cowboy hat but Garth Brooks should not. One looks like he stepped out of a 1960’s fashion shoot and the other looks like some…

Because his last line of defense is the people that will want to find a way to blame the woman no matter what. As we come to accept more of the story it switches from, “She’s lying” to “He paid her and she broke the agreement!”

People took quaaludes to party but that’s really beside the point. It was a more restrictive time in those days believe it or not and people were suffering more from 50’s morality hangovers, and I do think that is reflected in the types of drugs that were popular. However, that is a different thing than using them to…

I agree. It would probably be more fun with half the horsepower. But if you were planning on going “Vanishing Point” I guess this is the one.

Refrigerating tomatoes ruins them.

Eggs cook so much better when they are left out. Much fluffier. The problem with eggs is that it’s a very cruel industry even if they are allegedly organic, cage free, etc.

I have made burritos using a can of black beans and a package of tortillas that had been sampled by a cat. I cut the cat spit part off and cooked them over the open flame.