That's why I got mine encapsulated! I've suffered from severe depression in the past, and I was willing to try anything to avoid PPD. I had very positive results.

I asked to look at mine after my emergency c-section. The nurse thought I was a weirdo. But I spontaneously grew an organ! I thought it was cool. And yes, I ate that shit up. In capsule form. I figured if I can eat a hot dog, I can eat my placenta in pill form. My milk supply was through the roof, and my baby blues…

An "underwater swimming tunnel" sounds HORRIFYING, by the way. Certain death looms.

I wish I had read this when I was 19. At 31, it makes me absolutely cringe with embarrassment to remember that I regularly referred to my friend as "my gay best friend", instead of just "my best friend", or "Jonathan". Thankfully, he still is a close friend, but looking back, he should have at least told me off. Being…

NO! Incorrect!

"Does your chili have beans in it?"

Living in Miami, where "hurricane season" follows "rainy season", this reaction to the rain is pretty funny. But then again, a few months ago at work, we had on the Eagles game where they played in a blizzard in Philadelphia (where my husband and I are from), and a customer actually said to my husband, "What are the…

Gahhhh, you're right.

Seriously. That's basically what Henry VIII did to his first wife Catherine when he wanted to marry Anne Boleyn, like 500 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

For real. You think she's been s-ing that d just for the shirtless horseback rides?!

If we give him to the UK, we'll still have to see him. Let's give him to Korea. They love psychotic pop acts.

I know I'm going to get flamed for this, and I certainly support your rights as ladies and gentlemen to get tingly in your downstairs parts at the thought of Benedict Cumberbatch, but I just can't get on board. I think he's very charming and all when I see him in interviews, but all I see when I look at him is the…

Ha! I enjoyed that. Thanks.

Even worse: West Side Story starring Paulina Rubio as Maria.

For real! That was my favorite series. I loved her brother/husband, Jimmy.

BRB, going to re-read Dawn and the rest of the Cutler Family series for the millionth time since I was 12 years old.

Totally agree!

That was comedy gold. Good job.

But the question remains: where the fuck would one wear a menstruating vagina shirt?

To be fair, if you watch the video of it, it looks like he took reactions that people had at other awards shows, and edited them into the song. They are all wearing different dresses then they had on on Oscar night. But I could be wrong.