inner city substitute teacher is the obvious goat

Tritip is good - for grilling, but pork makes the best bbq (smoking)

this is dumb advice, this is prime time to BUY gun stocks. Your investing decisions should not involve emotion or politics

You cant ferment without modifying some sort of valve to release gas from yeast, but you can do everything else.

thats just magic marker

Twitter and facebook should not exist

Get a dog, youll feel bad if you dont walk it 4x a day.

Lexus LX470 with a rooftop tent

also never got the skyline wagon - Stagea

Pro tip - skip the tissue and napkins and only use paper towels

Who cares? Kids find ways to get high/drunk no matter what generation or year it is. You cant stop shithead kids from being shitheads.

Personally I want to win more medals than tiny Norway, how about be focus on sending our best athletes instead of sending our most diverse

Its awful and now I rarely even check the app. Probably will delete snapchat

bating to her all day is exhausting

this has been your ihop commerical

Chase sapphire covers this for me when travelling

Not going on twitter and facebook at all is a much better idea.

To eat 3000 cals of salad you would have to eat like 17 goddamn kilograms of salad

Yeah, but its impossible/expensive to eat 2000 calories of fruits and veggies in a day idiot. Thats like 100lbs of celery.

Do you not understand that women and men are biologically different?