Shouldnt he resign? or do liberals get a different set of rules?

I think we reached peak “assault” noone cares anymore

aw man, he had so much to contribute to societ...FARTTTTTTTT

I’d trade 433,000 Oklahoma acres for 1 pacific coastal acre

Men are completely on board with this by the way.

Goddamn i hate babblers. Silence is not a void that needs to be filled with talking. Silence is fine. Trust me, the world does not need all of your opinions and complaints said aloud.

why the fuck do babies need to wipe? I dont need to wipe my dogs ass.

TIP - never sleep on your stomach

Pre-predator face Lexus is the way to go for used luxury

Cant have your cake and eat it too, honey

my god please no

What exactly was so bad about the last year? My retirement fund and car fund is off the charts

this is actually better because it cuts out the faking sick routine.

only on jezz are MEN more manipulative than women

Fuck you, i paid for this seat, ill be as comfortable as i want to be

Dont use the FB app, just open safari or chrome and use the mobile site.

Not caring is the secret to a happy life.

what exactly has happened this year to civil rights or healthcare? nothing

one look at my investment portfolio over the last 12 months gives me a giant erection MAGA

people buy the phone for the design