im hoping you used the nonexistent word irregardless ironically :)

I was pummeled with the exact same rubric every year, from 3rd - 8th grade. goddamn gerunds and shit. the content never changed, it was equally advanced each time. The result was everyone at my private school is essentially a Gnerd. We subconsciously proofread everything as it comes and have the 6th sense of something…

Shoes are 100x harder to make than a shirt

I squirt off some pee milk at least once a day, 3 times if the GF is out of town

name calling, the insult tactic of a 8th grader

Big man needs a classic SUV

that screen shot maybe be if all players bet minimum and as with other video games at casinos the winnings go up the more you bet

all crimes are hate crimes

wait that cover is real? Thought it was some 4chan photoshop

Where do i get the real tiki head mugs? I cannot find them anywhere

PICS OR GTFO, rule #1 of the internet

the one thing Sharia law got right...no longer

Arent we glad politics are now okay in sports? hope youre happy, everything is ruined now

what? no....

I dont understand how tourists get lost. the city is a grid, everything is squares (except downtown). Subway is easy - google maps tells you exactly which line to get on

Less talking = more productivity ?

False, great danes (and other larger breeds) are the BEST apartment dogs. They usually do not bark at random shit like fcking Chihuahuas - so no annoying your neighbors.

Millenial here, why do car salesmen exist when I have the internet?

Grenke cannot read or write...that solves it

because most of the dorks who comment on the internet WERE barb in high school, losers with no friends