Word.
Salty Prick
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$75 for a pencil case and nothing to write on?
“Festivals are guaranteed to be bad in one way or another”
I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.
Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.
He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?
......We need to make baby boomers pay a fucking fine as punishment for how they raised millennials.
Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.
Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.
I can’t remember the reader’s name, but I had no real complaints about her performance. Female readers in general tend to be distracting to me when they read male characters because of the way they have to pitch down their voice, but I didn’t mind so much in this instance.
I can’t remember the reader’s name, but I had no real complaints about her performance. Female readers in general…
Right. If the question is “$5,000/mo or $1M at age 65,” well...I’m taking the mil because I’m probably already on borrowed time if I make it to 65. 16+ more years after that? HA!
Although, we haven’t seen the text.
Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”
In one of those hands is a crack pipe.
Let us begin commenting like we know every single detail
On one hand, Irvin seems to have a level of self-awareness that would keep him out of this type of situation. On the other, stupidity is infinite.
Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.
Most of that list is simply the usual list of reasons women use to describe the guy they “want” all while spending most their lives seeking out and dating the exact opposite. By the time they are actually ready to settle down with the guy they describe its too late. They have 20 years of bad relationships, usually…
The amount of manufactured outrage and projection in this article is appaling.