Hijacking top comment as someone who used to work at McDonalds - if you like mint and chocolate, see if your local McD’s will make an Oreo McFlurry with a shamrock shake instead of ice cream. It’s about 1/3 who will do it in my experience, but it’s great.

Yeah, at certain times that’d make The McRib® America’s Favorite Sandwich.

I had a rootbeer shake once because the waitress didn’t know what a rootbeer float was. It was delicious!!!

It is if it’s made with real strawberries or strawberry jam. If it’s just the fake strawberry flavoring kind, I’ll take chocolate.

Hi, hello, I’m from Texas and I’ve lived here for 38 years and what the fuck even is a pineapple shake? I’ve never, ever, seen one or heard of somebody having one.

Strawberry is no less basic than vanilla or chocolate. I’ve never been to an establishment that sold shakes and didn’t have all three flavors. But hey, whatever makes you feel special.

I swear by Alton brown's recipe. Though I can never get the onions right, the mushroom sauce is that shit. 

green bean casserole is delicious. fight me.

Dear America,

Here’s the problem, we destroyed our middle class back in the ‘80s and now have a pretend-middle class instead, the poor and the slightly-less-poor pitted against each other for scraps, so the market can’t actually afford that because all the wealth has been trickled up.

I LoL’d and RoFl’d when Papa John, that utter and complete fuckstick, was in a frenzy that health care for their employees would add 14 cents to the cost of a large pizza, and expected a great tidal wave of outrage to rise up to support him.

Let’s see...paid poorly and dependent on tips. Uncertainty over renewed lockdowns or capacity restrictions. Uncertainty over the financial health and longevity of the restaurant itself (your employer). Understaffed and overworked. Personal health risk. Additional responsibility of enforcing pandemic rules. Increasing…

There is a Bob Evans by me that has had a sign out for months advertising signing bonuses of up to $200, as if that is going to lure anybody. Some restaurants must think people really are that stupid that they’ll accept a one-time, $200 “bonus” in lieu of actual, livable working conditions. And a fast food place by me…

Pay them properly and stop apologizing to asshole customers. Restaurants needs to have their employees’ backs. Stop allowing asshole customers to do whatever they want. The customer is usually wrong. This goes hand-in-hand with paying them properly & eliminating tips. Tips encourage assholes.

But no one has ever erased Chappelle. We need to stop calling it ‘cancelled,’ because - outside of comedians who have actually done things that qualify as sexual harassment or assault - they’re all still working and making a lot of money. They’re just getting criticized on social media - which as far as I can tell, is…

Please. The same folks out for his head are the same ones who:

With regards to question 1, it’s a real mystery why people might be OK with Dave making jokes about Black folks but might not extend that same permissiveness to jokes about LGBT people. Maybe there’s something inherent in Mr. Chappelle that could explain it? On that note, how do you feel about white people using the…

That seems a tad harsh and rather unrealistic. I like Chappelle and find most of his jokes humorous. I also have trans friends who I hope the very best for and just want them feel as welcome and deserving in this world as a straight white male can. This idea that just because I can laugh at the how silly a blind black…

It’s not about getting it or not getting it. Cancelled or not cancelled. Funny or not funny. It’s about having the freedom to say what you want. You may not like what someone has to say and more power to you. Just because you don’t like doesn’t mean it should go away or even worse you should try to erase it.

If only people watched the whole thing instead of snippets and listen to the commentary on what they are supposed to think.