I think I benefit from having never been cool, even when I was young, but I’m not particularly fussed about being old or about people thinking of me as old.  On the contrary, whenever I see members of my generation still trying to look hip, it’s hard not to chuckle a little bit.

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

Or anywhere near a professional office environment.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

I’d rather people think I’m old than embrace social media platforms that convince people to eat dishwasher detergent packs. And using one space after a period is just wrong, like pineapple on a pizza or wearing a baseball hat backwards. Just wrong.  Now get off my lawn.

Yeah I had to buy canned air because of this. My keyboard looks like the uncles from Casper were eating at my desk 

I think part of the problem with eating out lunch every day (besides the cost) is the portion size. I know myself I’m going to do my best to finish what was served to me in a restaurant which is usually way more then what a normal portion size should be. If I don’t finish it I guess I can put a doggy bag in the fridge…

interesting time for an article like this... considering there are a record number of people working from home

At my last job (most of my current job has been WFH during covid), I went out to eat almost every day - I was almost always eating by myself at a fast food restaurant while reading my phone, so it’s not exactly glamorous or fun, but it was worth it just to step away and be by myself for an hour (also, knowing I had…

There’s visible fat in some pieces, which is nice to see, especially in comparison to Chipotle’s steak. ... Personally, I like having some fat in there for the sake of richer flavor, precisely because the other red meat options are lean. Fatty protein is a good addition to the Chipotle lineup.

Chipotle carne asada. Often whispered about, but never seen.

Battered fries are an abomination.  I will go without if that's the only choice 

Wendy’s has always had the worst French fries of the entire fast food industry. They got a little better when they changed to “natural cut fries” (whatever the hell that means) some years back, but they still come in last compared to McDonalds, Burger King, Rally’s/Checkers... even non-burger places like Popeyes and Ar…

I recently got an air fryer, and I tried it out on some fries. I was not disappointed! They won’t be as good as fresh, but they’ll be vastly better than microwaved.

Amen to you, friend! Actually, I think the “old” McD’d McChicken from the (used to be) dollar menu was the best chicken sandwich from any farce -food joint. A well seasoned chicken lump, nice and crispy and a bit of lettuce and mayo. That’s all it was and it was delicious. I actually thought that the Popeye’s chicken…

Yeah, I seriously want one of those right now. That shit is good. You know what else is good? Spaghetti burritos.

“In a dish inspired by Eminem’s “real-life upbringing,” the menu also offers a grilled (what?) Spaghetti Sandwich on white bread.”

“Toss your cookies with Eminem”

How does it compare to bachelor spaghetti (i.e. noodles, cut up hot dogs, and ketchup)?

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