And then walk through the area where a thousand other barefoot people just walked, through the scanner?

As a child (many years ago) I often had to wear nylons, heels, and a little girl navy suit when traveling non revenue, space available.

Yeah, so employees and their families should dress as befits the standards of the company for whom they are employed, which is also paying for them to fly? QUEL SUPRISE!!!!

yeah, these two definitely fucked and he was just getting a head start on the nights activities.

Talk about misreading your audience. Get this guy in a Presentation 101 class.

Honestly, they’re lucky they just got groped.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Not really clear on what they expected him to say? I mean, he says, “Hey, folks still working at US Weekly, this is going to be really good for you and the people who have acquired you are good people to work for,” and he says, “Hey, folks who are still working with us, don’t worry, this is part of a bigger plan…

I thought Obama was supposed to fix all of the infrastructure? He had eight years and yet, here we are. Give the new administration more than 8 months to get the ball rolling lol!

It’s more difficult than it was just recently but I wouldn’t say harder than ever. There was a time not that long ago where manual data entry was the only option.

You should also have 7 years of tax returns sitting by in a filing cabinet. After you file your taxes, take the docs, lock them away, forget about it. The usual advice is “you can get audited” which, sure, I guess, but I’ve found it far more useful for the “we need to know last year’s adjusted gross income to see if…

I’m taking classes online through SNHU. Tuition has held steady for six straight years. Costs of traditional college may be rising, but there are options.

Considering the billions of people that consume rice daily, 60K cases per year is statistically insignificant.

My neighbor is throwing onions into a chainsaws again.

It’s...yeah, allergies, that’s what it is.

Google on “Seinfeld tax write-off”

No, you’re not far off. The company I work for did something similar, to prevent bad press, and then pressed the advantage into a nice little tax deductible gesture while they were at it. A commercial grade park bench is around 750 bucks, a cast bronze plaque is around 200 bucks for a fairly large one, and it might…

Why is my screen all blurry all of the sudden?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P