I'm just surprised ANY part of a chicken was found in a McNugget. 

The ones with tumors thanks to deregulation?

There goes my lunch plans...

Rich people driving their 100,000 dollar electric cars, valet parking, then paying 1000 bucks a plate to sit a clear dome in full view of people who have to sleep on sidewalks and eat out of garbage cans....if that doesn’t scream “America, f**k yeah!” I don’t know what does.

It makes me nervous that the work pork is in quotes.  

Isn't a chocolate payday basically a baby ruth?

People are buying unregulated and untested THC vape cartridges in states that haven’t been legalized yet. The products are presented as professionally as anything you’d buy in a dispensary where it’s legal but there’s no telling what might be in those carts.

I have NEVER in my life received or sent a blue box.

So....Eliza accuses the stunt coordinator and all of a sudden you’ve drug the director into this? This is what’s wrong with social media.

I haven’t had as much luck with the containers as I have with the bags. The containers (maybe i’m doing it wrong) had a tendency to leak the air (or lack there of) out.

I haven’t had as much luck with the containers as I have with the bags. The containers (maybe i’m doing it wrong)…

Yes. Yes, he is taking a dump while wearing his merino wool onesie. That’s the ONE THING we needed to know could be done I guess. Personally, I’d want to know if he could fuck the chick in the me undies, but no, we see him shit instead.

Yes. Yes, he is taking a dump while wearing his merino wool onesie. That’s the ONE THING we needed to know could be…

I just fell in the bathroom while watching this on my cellphone.

on massdrop? I’ll pass.

on massdrop? I’ll pass.

Hey Lorde, great way to take a stand: Don’t play one date in one city.

The Cowboys are the NFLs perfect example of KARMA.

No, Ben throwing an interception 2 plays later did.

If I’m so in love with a fatty food that I’d mention it on a dating profile, well I figure my arteries would be close to exploding.

Problem i’ve had with that lighter is the little flashlight turns on all the time accidentally so the battery is usually dead by the time I need the lighter.

Problem i’ve had with that lighter is the little flashlight turns on all the time accidentally so the battery is…

“In spite of Bethesda’s insistence that the game in not meant as specific political commentary, The New Colossus has a lot to say about the nature of violence and autocratic power.”

Symbolsix isn’t saying that, the article is, and formerly Gawker media said it as well. So did all the of the commenters on the story for the previous app.