They tried an app like that once but everyone said it was racist. This appears to be the same thing but marketed as how to find the hipsters so i guess it’s ok.

Maybe milk is invisible on camera.

Maybe milk is invisible on camera.

We need a google earth pic of that.

I can’t get past seeing that as a miniature room in a doll house.

I just realized that I haven’t bought new clothes in awhile. Is anyone else buying less?

Nobody hates this shit more than other white people.

The panic was because local TV stations were broadcasting non-stop from gas stations, posting comments from social media, posting pictures of lines, and generally getting everyone worked up over absolutely nothing. It was the most pathetic display of media manipulation I have ever seen in my life. To see people…

“just released”?

“just released”?

It cracks me up that at the begining of the video she was in that woman’s face threatening to shoot her and acting all tough, but as soon as she got her beat down and the cops were coming she’s all “I’m pregnant, I can’t believe you attacked me, oh poor me, the victim”. Fuck her.

What? You think you’re better than me? What are you, “privileged” or something?

“And Sam, sweet Sam… He just took it all for face value.”

Hmmmm, only 95 bucks more to double the memory and harddrive...

Hmmmm, only 95 bucks more to double the memory and harddrive...

I would never let anyone smoke in my car. I was very strict about even letting them smoke with a window open. THEN I needed a private, air conditioned space to...you know...medicate for my chronic pain and anxiety.

I would never let anyone smoke in my car. I was very strict about even letting them smoke with a window open. THEN I…

He has Facebook but doesn’t know there’s plenty of places to find women on the internet?

If we microwave an erased book with a cup of sand, does the writing come back?

If we microwave an erased book with a cup of sand, does the writing come back?

I had some saturday. It’s great.

Well folks, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

A frunk is like a fupa: you can’t really appreciate it until you’ve stuck something inside.

Oh yeah, I would platonic the hell out of them.

LOL, I save breakfast for the mistress. Escorts better be gone by the time I’m outta the shower.