slipping a 20 to the deskperson at checkin has usually gotten me a decent upgrade.

I read this as “Braless Woman...”

For 9 bucks, it’s gotta be shit, right?

For 9 bucks, it’s gotta be shit, right?

AKA: Porn Addict

Well, they’re cameras weren’t on so we have no idea how it happened, right?

Agreed. Given that there were other white women killed by police and we haven’t heard of it, it’s clear that the what makes her the outlier is the non-American thing. You could also argue that the racial makeup of the cop has something to do with it as well.

And the first thing they decided to do was take a picture of it getting fucked by some old guy?

The part that’s not Houston is just the part you flyover to get to Houston.

A cat gave my Aunt a heart attack.

I’d be more interested in anyone that can trace their conception date to 9/11/2001. Now THAT would be an interesting story.

Your Texan inlaws are telling you what they think you want to hear. It’s no different here than in any other state outside of New York or DC.

I was about to call “bullshit” on this comment, then I did the math...fuck I’m old.

Don’t underestimate a good dry-hump. That’s how a good stripper’s career is made.

I was done at step 2.

Some people see dongs where they want to see dongs. Even in MeowMeow’s handle.

I didn’t follow the instructions they gave me regarding expanding my lobes for plugs. So for the first few months, I was digging little plugs and rubber gaskets out of my bloody earlobes because I kept trying to move to fast through the process and they got sucked into the lobe somehow.

I figured it was because there’s no post involved to get stuck somewhere. Don’t hoops only have a little wire that goes through and clips on the other side?

Good for her. I like that she confronted them on it.

A guide for where to put your hands.

So...a website that specializes in talking about excess in Hollywood and a website that promotes the selling of excess BOTH agree that people would prefer excess? Somehow, this does not surprise me.