I can’t remember where I saw it but it said that on social media, we’re comparing our blooper reels to someone’s highlight reels.

Bought the second one to mount on the headboard of my bed for reading. If my wife and I are both reading, we’ll both use it, if only one of us is reading, we’ll tilt it one way or the other. I think this will work out well for us.

Bought the second one to mount on the headboard of my bed for reading. If my wife and I are both reading, we’ll both…

Surely they don’t work any better than just throwing a tennis ball in the dryer? That’s what I do.

Surely they don’t work any better than just throwing a tennis ball in the dryer? That’s what I do.

In a strip club.

Question 1 - You have 3 choices of names for your next passenger: Jamal, Abdul, or Britney. Which one do you choose?

LOL, NO ONE has their own shows for thier first interview do they? It’s like you always have to borrow shoes and possibly a tie for that first job interview. The only reason we had to buy them for my kid was because he has size 13 hobbit feet and I’m a 10.5.

Meh, who’s looking?

What is there to regret from getting to bang Taylor Swift at least once? She’ll probably write a song about him too.

Seems like a few of those brands stood the test of time: Butterfinger, Baby Ruth, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, Junior Mints, and I think Good ‘n Plenty still exists.

Agreed, and it comes in a can as well. I use it for my garage door.

Right? They need to fix the title.

If I dry clean something, I don’t only wear it once. That helps.

I have found Lyft drivers to be far more friendly that Uber drivers. I have also found that Lyft drivers who also driver Uber prefer Lyft to Uber.

I look forward to the day when watching a race live means dealing with the sound of a million bees.

You mean it attacks people? Or does it just wiggle around a bunch and you can’t keep it still?

LOL, for a second I read that as

I enjoyed your story. That’s why you tell it.

I’m not sure what’s wrong with a little ass eating.

Wouldn’t have happened if he worked for Omelletteville.

Oh, so you don’t want to have your band at one of the worlds biggest music festivals? I’m sure your spot can be filled.