You forgot the /sarcasm

They both had a job to do and neither did it.

The one stunt food I actually liked. They’re a bit small for what Taco Bell charges for them but they are good.

I was wondering the same thing. It’s basically MMA-Sumo if they’re going to let someone slam a forearm in your chin and knock you silly.

Great. Now teach them to carry about 10 times as much pollen as they usually do because we need them to work harder, not smarter.

I didn’t know my Tacoma could do that!

Emily, I was aware that it wasn’t a “muslim ban”, but rather it was an increased travel restriction on 7 previously identified and already restricted countries. But I did say “sort of OK”

OH SHIT

Maybe Kamel should start his own company if he knows how to run them so well?

Audio pornography makes my ears moist.

I’ll watch it. I’ll watch anything.

I’ll watch it. I’ll watch anything.

Well, it was either hide them in the cushion or let the Oval Office smell like feet.

Whoah now. Shep may be a lot of things but an asshole he it not. Even a Salty Prick like me can see he was just making a joke. I think we all have a great deal of respect for our UPS guys given how often they’re dragging Amazon Prime boxes to our door.

Whoah now. Shep may be a lot of things but an asshole he it not. Even a Salty Prick like me can see he was just…

I am kidding, yes.

I am kidding, yes.

OUCH

OUCH

I heard Amazon was supposed to be having some big sale soon....Prime Day? Now when is that?

I heard Amazon was supposed to be having some big sale soon....Prime Day? Now when is that?

Would you believe that “Salty Prick” was not already taken as a Kinja username yet?

Would you believe that “Salty Prick” was not already taken as a Kinja username yet?